Gone MissingOctober 24, 2016
Missing since August 8th...
size 24 pants/jeans
size 3xl shirts
But that's not all... Also missing...
an addiction to sugar
a seatbelt extender
an addiction to caffeine
too much alcohol
And don't forget our friends...
Have you found any of these things that have gone missing from my life?
If so, please don't bother returning them!