Missing since August 8th...

19 pounds
18 inches
size 24 pants/jeans
size 3xl shirts

But that's not all... Also missing...
an addiction to sugar
a seatbelt extender
constant exhaustion
plantar fasciitis
depression
anxiety
headaches
body aches
an addiction to caffeine
crabbiness
irregular cycles
fast Food
self-Loathing
too much alcohol

And don't forget our friends...
Shame..
Guilt...

Have you found any of these things that have gone missing from my life?
If so, please don't bother returning them!